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The Movement

Doctrine. Distribution. Detonation.

Executive Order #1

The Movement

A satirical political simulator dressed as a meme coin. A meme coin dressed as a presidential campaign. Both are true. Neither is serious. All of it is on-chain.

  1. I.
    We do not bow. We post.
  2. II.
    Every reply is a battle. Every meme is a missile.
  3. III.
    Reality is negotiable. Engagement is not.
  4. IV.
    The press is the patient. We are the dosage.
  5. V.
    $TROLL is the official currency of uncontrollable chaos.
Tokenomics War Map

$TROLL Supply

1,000,000,000 $TROLL. No taxes. No mercy. Maximum chaos.

Liquidity60%
Meme Treasury20%
Airdrop / Troll Army15%
Press Room Ops5%
Contract Address
BMc6cXUNovSUc5sZfCq7Ga8NFi1ruqbE2pBtLDsSpump
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Supply
1B
Chain
Solana
LP
Burned
Taxes
0 / 0
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